luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it



stability:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

sbiderman

stability:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

sbiderman

(Source: bonedragonpit)



People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.


theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.



(Source: ehxisted)



ravynfuckingfrost:

drawing-bored:

dorian, is that you?

rafa rech (photographed by carlos medel)

*whispers* oh my fucking god



curlicuecal:


Prince of Heart: Wake up and wreck shit.

Papercraft for saffronheliotrope who has excellent taste in panels.

curlicuecal:

Prince of Heart: Wake up and wreck shit.

Papercraft for saffronheliotrope who has excellent taste in panels.



(Source: beautifulquote)



f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post



lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate



We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn.
Unknown (via veliikaya)

(Source: hairy-hag)



(Source: generic-art)



You once said I was never broken. You twice told me I needed fixing.

Oh, the mechanic of my heart-
what price will you charge for this surgery?
Will you lay beneath me
and- Wrench! Spanner! Rag!
drain out my toxins
and change my oils?

How far will I go and
how long do you give me?

How many miles have I got left
before my tread wears thin
and I need another service.

But I’m not broken.
I just need fixing.

My starter’s shot to shit
and my engine won’t purr.
So you’ll climb inside me
and- Wrench! Spanner! Rag!
rev me until I cough up some life.

And what’s the speed limit,
lover? My pulse is positively racing
but I don’t hug the bends- no.
I just fall.

How far will I go
and how long do you give me?
Until you’re out of spare parts
and spare time.

Until you tell me that I’m broken
and- Wrench! Spanner! Rag!
won’t fix me.

So I’ll be off to the junkyard
with all those other
broken hearts.





nirantar:

So an anon asked me to make a font-pack and I gave it a try. All names are from the epic Mahabharat, and all are click-through links:

YUDHISHTHIR | KUNTI | BHEEM | AMBA | SAHDEV | SATYAVATI | DURYODHAN | KARNA | DRAUPADI | ARJUN | SUBHADRA | KRISHNA | RUKMINI | NAKUL

Umm please like and/or reblog if you like it/download it/think I have a sense of humor. I may or may not make more depending on the response this one gets.
Enjoy and I hope this was helpful!

nirantar:

So an anon asked me to make a font-pack and I gave it a try. All names are from the epic Mahabharat, and all are click-through links:

YUDHISHTHIR | KUNTI | BHEEM | AMBA | SAHDEV | SATYAVATI | DURYODHAN | KARNA | DRAUPADI | ARJUN | SUBHADRA | KRISHNA | RUKMINI | NAKUL

Umm please like and/or reblog if you like it/download it/think I have a sense of humor. I may or may not make more depending on the response this one gets.

Enjoy and I hope this was helpful!