So my period just showed up...

  • Me: Well, shit.
  • Period: Hey, what's up?
  • Me: So, you're to blame for my hormones lately huh? Shoulda picked it. I didn't think you were coming for like, another week.
  • Period: Surprise!
  • Me: You are aware that you've ruined my plans for the weekend right?
  • Period: Yeah, sorry about that. But look on the bright side!
  • Me: And that would be?
  • Period: Still not pregnant! High five!
  • Me: ....
  • Period: C'mon, don't leave me hanging...
  • Me: Yeah okay, valid point. Bitch.
  • *high five*

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